5 ways to screw up your life
These examples were taken from the life of one of my high school friends who's such a f*ck up her actions often leave me speechless. To maintain her anonymity, I will call her CG. (Most likely you either know who she is or don't have a clue b/c you've never met her- there is no grey area)
1. Drop out of a prestigious university to attend community college. While in that community college, fail all your classes. Later, lie to everyone about attending college in preparation for nursing school, when you're actually just f*cking around.
2. Lie to all your friends about your sexual promiscuity. Tell them that the things people are saying about you are untrue, that you only mess around, but are saving the sex for marriage. So then they defend your name anytime it's dragged through the mud. In reality, you are f*cking anything that moves.
3. Develop a secret drug habit. Find a circle of creepy friends who like to experiment. #2 and #3 can be combined- get high then have sex. It's fun!
4. Move to Nevada with your drug dealer boyfriend. When the people you're staying with kick you out, keep going west to California. Move back home when you run out of money/drugs.
5. Get pregnant, but don't quit those partying ways. Because who doesn't love an unhealthy baby. Why don't you just ruin a child's life- you've already ruined your own...hey, you're two for two. I mean, I'm pro choice, but it's abortion or have the baby- don't try to kill it with alcohol, cigarettes, and excessive drug use.
This may seem harsh, but frankly, I don't care anymore. There's only so much bullsh*t you can take from one person. Just when you think CG is ready to straighten the f*ck, she abandons you at the airport. Good ol' unreliable CG...the only thing you can rely on is that she will f*ck up again.
RW
4 Comments:
Yeah, it's pretty sad. I was just saying last night that this is the kind of occasion when a parent should FORCE their child into a rehab facility. At least CG's mom has the sense to try to get her to give the baby up for adoption.
-E
dude, you are one funny blogess. so thanks for the laughs.
i 100% agree with your interpretation of the events surrounding the demise of "CG." as my sister always says, "You can't MAKE this stuff up."
signed,
g-kel.
Hope she gives that baby up for adoption because if she does not that baby might not live to see its first birthday. Drug gals do not make good mothers. They cannot handle the crying the baby is going to do all day and night. I know I take care of these babies where I work in a neonatal intensive care. One third of the ones that unfortunately get sent home with their mother, wind up on the evening news....dead.
I completely agree with you. I'm hoping she gives the baby up for adoption. It doesn't have much of a chance at this point- she's already f*cked up its life. I've just never known such a sorry excuse for a human being. Actually, I don't know her. But I used to.
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